Dear Every Bard I’ve Ever Had on Ranger

For the love of everything holy:

Marches increase attack speed. Ranged attacks are unaffected by this.
Madrigals increase attack accuracy. Ranged attacks are unaffected by this.

Really. It’s either Minuet or Prelude.

Let’s Ranger!

My RNG isn’t even 24 hours old with a decent buffer and it’s already being dragged to events. This is both cruel and unusual. Does everyone REALLY hate my PLD, WAR, and DNC that much?! Erm, anyway.

Current gear outline:

Melee Weapon: Fire Staff (+4STR, R.Attack+10)
Grip: Axe Grip (+3 STR)
Ranged Weapon: Vali’s Bow (STR+3, AGI+3, R. Accuracy [...]

Somewhere Over the Rainbow…

Seriously. I look like Gay Pride Ranger there. Red to yellow to green to blue. Anyway, it’s 75 now, making it my fourth 75 \o.O/. Gear analysis shall come later when I’m not exhausted.

Sorry for the downtime yesterday. I’m on a new server now! Still working some of the bugs out. Old posts can’t be [...]

You Need to Suck Less

So, fearless party leader, you decided to make me puller.

This is fine. I hate doing it for any number of reasons, but I’ll do it. I went in figuring that this was part of the job, so part of the job it is.

But you need to suck less. You’ve made me directly responsible for the [...]

A Message From My Wallet

My wallet says fuck you and your 8k/hr parties. I happen to agree with my wallet.

Also: Go fucking skill up your weapon so you can stop missing. These parties where BRDs or CORs have to give +accuracy because of underskilled weapons are embarrassing to everyone involved.