Screw Functionality

If you have ever worn this combo:

That is, crimson legs + goliard feet…

…You are a fashion nightmare. STOP IT.

And actually, looking at that specific picture, that Morrigan’s Robe doesn’t exactly add anything either.

Time Management, Gil, and Ares Body Progress

First of all, I’d like to thank the dipshit who has decided to take this time, with the influx of khroma ore after Bonanza, to skill-up his smithing skill to 100 and keeping the price of said ore at 500k, rather than try and let the market crash for a little while so everybody [...]

Mohammed Must Move to the Mountain

Alpha male nerd rage chokes this game from ever progressing, since if you ever give a complement or acknowledge something, it translates into showing weakness and you have to be alpha male at all times. You can’t ever really demonstrate to people that -x- works. If you ever want to convince anyone of anything, [...]

Astral Burning is Ruining this game.

Well I haven’t caused any controversy in a while. Best change that.

Astral burning is ruining this game.

For the uninformed: Astral burning is a type of quick blast EXP party. Basically, everyone level syncs to a low level with 3-4SMNs. Someone drags every mob in Korolloka Tunnel to the EXP party, all the [...]

Rocks and Hard Places

I used to get a decent amount of flak for not vigorously gear swapping on PLD.

The idea is that at any different time while tanking, you want to maximize out certain tanking aspects, in what can only be described as true FFXI fashion. If you’re casting shadows, you want to maximize haste and [...]