Chocobo Racing & the Swamptrot are Bullshit

This is my bird, Kikuichimonji:

He is my pride and joy. I bred and raised him for racing. His stats are:

Strength: SS
Endurance: SS
Discernment: B
Receptivity: F
Abilities: Gallop and Canter

He is, through and through, a racing bird. When equipped with a Speed Apple, he wins most races… Except for C1 races and the Passhow Swamptrot. It’s not like [...]

DynaTav Fails

What my Dyna linkshell hit roughly on Dyna-Tav over the weekend.

18 Hornets
9 Demons
3 Tauri
15 Fomor
46 Leeches
16 Makara
10 Vanguard Eyes
3 Timer/SJ mobs

Total AF/-1 gained: DRK Hat x2, DRK body, WAR legs.

I honestly don’t know if that’s a decent amount of mobs hit. It feels like it is. Especially when you can only bring 18 people for [...]

Mohammed Must Move to the Mountain

Alpha male nerd rage chokes this game from ever progressing, since if you ever give a complement or acknowledge something, it translates into showing weakness and you have to be alpha male at all times. You can’t ever really demonstrate to people that -x- works. If you ever want to convince anyone of anything, you [...]

Astral Burning is Ruining this game.

Well I haven’t caused any controversy in a while. Best change that.

Astral burning is ruining this game.

For the uninformed: Astral burning is a type of quick blast EXP party. Basically, everyone level syncs to a low level with 3-4SMNs. Someone drags every mob in Korolloka Tunnel to the EXP party, all the SMNs use Astral [...]

Bots are like Nuclear Warheads

Since I’m the guy that has all those opinions, I guess I should probably say something about the recent downing of the most infamous of bots, FFXIApp.

There has always been a tense drama between those who bot and those who don’t. As someone who camped kings for a brief while, I can honestly say that, [...]