Chocobo Racing & the Swamptrot are Bullshit

This is my bird, Kikuichimonji:

He is my pride and joy. I bred and raised him for racing. His stats are:

Strength: SS
Endurance: SS
Discernment: B
Receptivity: F
Abilities: Gallop and Canter

He is, through and through, a racing bird. When equipped with a Speed Apple, he wins most races… Except for C1 races and the Passhow Swamptrot. It’s not like [...]

Time Management, Gil, and Ares Body Progress

First of all, I’d like to thank the dipshit who has decided to take this time, with the influx of khroma ore after Bonanza, to skill-up his smithing skill to 100 and keeping the price of said ore at 500k, rather than try and let the market crash for a little while so everybody benefits. [...]

Another Pictures Story

This is another one of those posts where I’ll just let the pictures do the talking.

I Don't Think I Like the Devteam

I can think of seventeen other jobs I would rather have this armor set go to:

I mean, really? MNK/SAM/PUP? No, really, those are three jobs that should have this set.

The Case Against Final Fantasy XIV

When people ask me if I’m getting XIV when it comes out, I flat out tell them no. Of course, this is probably going to eventually be untrue since I am a weak-willed consumer whore. Nonetheless I’d like to believe that I’m not going to.

I’ve outlined a list of things that this devteam does wrong, [...]