FETCH QUEST and FETCH QUEST: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

So I’ve finally started the A Crystalline Prophecy missions.

Task 1: Get three Seedspalls.

Task 2: Get three Goblin Items.
Task 3: Use Goblin Items to get more Seedspalls.

No, really guys. Great game design here.

And just because you name things in Latin doesn’t mean that’ll masquerade the silliness of what you’re naming them:

Seedspall Lux – Sun Seedspall
Seedspall Luna – Moon Seedspall
Seedspall Astrum – Star Seedspall

Seedspall Roseum – Red Seedspall
Seedspall Viridis – Green Seedspall
Seedspall Caerulum – Blue Seedspall

Really? This is the best you guys can do?

4 comments to FETCH QUEST and FETCH QUEST: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

  • You should’ve been here when the miniexpansion first aired, it was great. The game turned into Let’s HNM-camp Ordinary Enemies for three days straight.

    On a totally unrelated note, it’s Walk Your Mule to Jeuno Week.

  • Hey! That SE intern spent all morning coming up with this stuff you’re tearing apart!

  • Tal

    Do Japanese companies have interns?

    I guess they would. I don’t know why they wouldn’t, but it crossed my mind that maybe they wouldn’t.

  • Adam

    Of course they do! The appeal of cheap labour is universal. A friend of mine was even shipped over there to do his university internship at Epson. No word on whether the fate of any mini-expansions were put entirely in his hands.

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